Netflix and Bill (Bill x Bill)

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20 Minutes into Netflix and Bill (Bill x Bill, known as Bill Squared)

Bill (left) looks into Bill's (right) very soul. The mating ritual has begun.

They say, and I commonly agree, that opposites attract. It creates diversity, perspective, and a building on one another's personality in a relationship. You do, of course, need similarities. It's always a good way to identify with someone when you share common interests.

But Bill and Bill share so many common interests that they are just destined to be together. The way they style their hair the same way, the way they both like Cross Country, the way they both like reading, and most importantly: the way they both like sloppy make-out sessions.

When I first stumbled across the ship, I must admit that I thought it would never work out. But as I began to get to know the chemistry between them, I realized that these two can't be separated. One thing I admire is that they aren't afraid to get weird in public. Like that one time when I walked into my 1st period, only to be greeted by these two consuming the corpse of my English substitute. It was agreeably one of the most romantic sights I have ever witnessed.

Bill and Bill are, to put simply, have inspired me and have made me set some of the same expectations for other relationships to follow. It brings a tear to my eye just thining about it.

Undeniable (Jorge x Buddy)

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The Undeniable Ship (Borge, which would be pronounced BORE-HAY)

To the casual onlooker, one might see a picture taken of two friends who are nothing but. But I am no casual onlooker. I am a professional who deals in the interworkings of others love lives. And I know, just as many others will agree, Buddy (left) and Jorge (right) are undeniably meant to be.

Often time, people will ask themselves "Wait, is Buddy gay or is he joking?". I can tell you that every word that exits his mouth is, in fact, true without a single doubt in my mind. What kind of words exits the mouth of this youth? His undying love for Jorge.

He talks about the make-out sessions they share, the gentle love they make to one another, and how every Cross Country practice ends with a wholesome and sincere "I love you". Do they deny it? Yes, they do. Do they really wish we would all stop shipping them together? Most certainly so. Do we actually care? No, and so Borge must ensue.

The Trump Card of All Ships (Leo x Luke)

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I'de like to welcome you all to the best shipping blog out there (just don't go looking for any other shipping blogs). We have only the best shipping content to satisfy your adorable or abnormal relationship needs! 

Like seeing two people who deserve to be together? We have that! Like seeing two people being forced into a relationship because I dictate so? Well, too damn bad, because I'm putting it on here anyways.

Without further ado, let's get right into the ships! 

Let Me Introduce to You, "Leo x Luke". (Because finding a decent ship name is too difficult.)

This is certainly the steamiest ship of the bunch. You can just see the passion these two have for one another just by taking a longing glance over this more than perfect photo. As you will see, the boy on the left (Leo) is gazing up with a fiery eye of love at his lover on the right (Luke). It's obvious from their body language that they just can't stand being apart. 

The way their two bodies intermingle in such a way that everybody around them can see that they were meant to be is a priceless sight. If your ever losing faith in the world around you, a single look at these two will have you going, "Well, crap, why didn't I realize how great life was before?"

This picture captures the essence of all that is good in the world.